Got a ceremonial sword hanging on your mantle? Do you like to joust with friends in the backyard after a long day at your cubicle? Or do you enjoy playing pirate in the bedroom -letting out a deep, guttural ARGHHHH!!!! as you use the sharp edge of your sword to rip off your wenches corset with a mere flick of the wrist?
Well, think twice - and then twice again - before you brandish that weapon of steel. Girls and Boys, I (well really my friend, Bruce, a leading pop culture expert) bring you Mr. Tripp Fisk and ... Cautionary Tales of Swords!!!
1 comment:
Hmmm....I guess I'm convinced not to hang a decorative sword in the home office. Bummer!
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