Yep, see 'em and weep... for me. I was adorned in these fine fellows when I ran into not one, but two ex's a couple of wknds ago.
It doesn't matter how good your current relationship is, you always want to look super cool when you run into an ex. You want your former flame to think of "the good ole days" wistfully. You want them to sigh deeply and shed a tear for what could've been. You want them to still think you're HOT!
Alas, I failed miserably.
So, remember, when you step out of the house (or if you're sitting on your porch when the Google Maps van goes by) - you may forever be immortalized in your current attire.
PS - Dan, I know you are appalled! Leslie would've gotten hell for this ;)
